They used to use oil from whales to burn in lamps, but they stopped doing that a long time ago. Now they use whale oil in snow globes. You think that it’s water in there, but it’s oil from a dead whale’s fat.
If you have something in your teeth, I will let you know in a polite, discreet fashion because I don’t want you to be embarrassed and I love it when you look your best and I hope you’ll put the brown thing that you just picked out of your teeth into my mouth because I’m starving.
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
"This girl is actually really funny!"
A weekly ‘compliment’ from a regular at my bar.