heckacute:

They used to use oil from whales to burn in lamps, but they stopped doing that a long time ago. Now they use whale oil in snow globes. You think that it’s water in there, but it’s oil from a dead whale’s fat. 

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In 2016, would you prefer to be called Madame President or Mrs. President?

6-year-old child, addressing Hillary Clinton (via usnews)
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heckacute:

If you have something in your teeth, I will let you know in a polite, discreet fashion because I don’t want you to be embarrassed and I love it when you look your best and I hope you’ll put the brown thing that you just picked out of your teeth into my mouth because I’m starving. 

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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"This girl is actually really funny!"

A weekly ‘compliment’ from a regular at my bar.

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